so my mom had a big event for church today and the theme was happy faces
like, those yellow ones
and we had popcorn balls and she was like “chelsea make them happy faces”
this is why i didn’t pursue art
OH MY FUCKING GOD
girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you.
Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness develops, but to call this “difficulty” says some really disturbing shit about what you think emotional closeness is for.
This was without a doubt the most hearbreaking thing ever
I actually cried
The interesting part of this is that despite their differences, despite the expanding riff between them, Thor still knows his brother. He knows what their mother meant to him. And Thor knows Loki would not be fine with Frigga’s death. He knows his brother would not be pacing around his cell looking like her death didn’t affect him. Loki would be torn. Distraught. A wreck of himself.
Turns out Thor is right. And despite everything, this right here is why they are still brothers.
IS THE FIRST TIME
THOR DIDN’T FALL FOR IT
EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUMP OFF THE RAINBOW BRIDGE
i don’t want to live in a world where i’m not allowed to enjoy both Shakespeare and Ke$ha.
Wake up in the mornin’ feel quite Hamlet-y
Grab my skull, I’m out the door, I’m gonna act real shitty
Before I leave, overthink if I’m on the right track
Cuz if I kill my uncle tonight, he ain’t comin back